ask for her number, only for her to tell you, 'sorry I dont share my number to strangers'
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U divorce ur Wifè only to find thatshe Got married to your Neighbour next Door..
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when you Notice Someone's zip Is opened., and U dont know how to tell them Coz U have no Reason to look there
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when you Wave Back, just to Realise that the Person was waving at someone Else
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when you are with a friend, you step aside to fart, önly for them to follow you
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when you think that Every place You go Smells shit, only to Realise Its you Who stepped on Shit..
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when you have an Erection Infront of your Audience..
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when you are watching a movie with your parents, and the Actorsstart F*cking, you try to press>Next>> with remote only to find
there are no Batteries....
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you tell 'Someone' Bye, then you start walking the same direction...Keep it rolling........
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